Wednesday Weirdness #58 Hypotheticals Round Two

WW #58: Hypotheticals Round Two

Questions Courtesy Of: Ruby Rose (again, thank you!) & Bella Dreamer

1.) If you had to either shop for your groceries in your underwear only (bra&panties or boxers/briefs/whatever) or run streaking through the mall totally naked for no less than 4 minutes, which will you pick?

I would definitely run through the mall naked for 4 minutes. That way im not slowly looking for food in my underwear. I'm running so you can't get a good glimpse of my goodies.

2.) You're having dinner at the inlaws (your boyfriend/girlfriend's parents if not married) and the food is so awful you would rather eat the table cloth. Your mother in law (bf/gf mother) calls you out and asks if there is anything wrong with the food. You can't say you're "just not that hungry" because you had earlier claimed to be "starving" so now, how do you respond to her?

I say nothing is wrong with the food. I'm just so hungry I want to take my time. I then excuse myself to the bathroom a couple times and spit the food in the toilet.

3.) In the middle of foreplay, your partner asks if you want to try something new. You ask what it is. They want to stick some kind of frozen fruit or vegetable up your anus. How open to trying this are you?

I say heck no. Stop being weird. It might actually turn me off and we have to stop.

4.) Would you rather have to walk 30 feet over burning hot coals or walk 70 feet over broken shards of glass? Why?

30 feet because it's a shorter distance. The less of 2 evils.

5.) Would you rather have to have sex with your partner with a room full of your former highschool classmates watching or have sex with your partener in a room full with a mix of each of your former exes watching?

Definitely in front of my high school friends because in front of both our exes just won't work. I already have issues with that as it is.